Michael: And I used to say “Hey, got latte?” And she’d say, that’s not funny.ĭwight: What are you guys talking about? Michael: She would get this little foam mustache…ĭwight: Carol had a mustache? They look very happy.Īndy: So she looks at me right, and she goes, “I’m sorry, don’t I even know you?” After a year, a year of buying lattes from her, do you believe that?ĭwight: I can’t… I can’t here what you’re saying.ĭwight: What’re you talking about? Michael: Dwight, just, just leave them alone please. Actually, um… Sir, I’m going to need take this chair. Michael Head of the table.ĭwight: Get out Jim. Welcome back.Īndy: So she looks really hot, so I said, “You look hotter than usual today.” Thank you. Ryan: Doctor appointment, car trouble, plantar warts, granddad fought in World War II. Wow, thanks for taking all the excuses, dude. MSG allergy, peanut allergy, I just ate there last night. But don’t worry, the babes are totally hot, too. Nothing here to distract myself with anyway.Īndy: That’s my boy. I can’t concentrate when I know you’re in pain, man. ĭwight: No no, no, wait, wait, wait Permission to join the Validity Committee.Īndy: Hey. I’ve determined that this committee is valid. Jim: Could you please keep it down? I’m in session. Jim: As ranking number two, I am starting a committee to determine the validity of the two committees and I am the sole member. You must turn over to me all Christmas decorations and party paraphernalia immediately that will be returned to you on January fourth. Immediately.ĭwight: As ranking number three in this office, I am order –ĭwight: Ah, no. I am ordering you to cease and desist all party planning. Karen: I think that’s a really good option…ĭwight: Pam and Karen. Pam: Right, and if you’re interested in the way more fun party, all the info can be found here on our more brightly colored flyer. Karen: And then there’s a way more fun party that starts at two forty-five. Karen: Oh, I understand that this is confusing for everyone, let me explain. There’s only one party and it’s hosted by the Party PLANNING Committee and it starts at three o’clock. Kelly: Hey, a margarita-karaoke Christmas party, that sounds like fun.Īngela: No, that is not a party. Īngela: What is that? The “Committee to Plan Parties invites you to a margarita-karaoke Christmas?” There’s no such thing as the “Committee to Plan Parties.”Īngela: Well, you just can’t start a committee. Īngela: This should’ve been up yesterday. Jim: You know what? Uh, I really don’t think I should be doing this stuff anymore, you know? You get to decide what his top secret mission is. Jim: Last year, my boss, Michael Scott, took a day off because he said he had pneumonia, but really, he was leaving early to go to magic camp. Oh, and this is where I made him list every secret he promised he’d never ever tell. Pam: They’re considering him for a top secret mission. Pam: For the past few months I’ve been sending Dwight letters from the CIA. I need to give you your Christmas gift now because, well, I’ll just tell you. Michael: Not as much as I need a moment alone with you. Michael, I don’t think there is anything wrong with the way you described her.Ĭarol: I really need a moment alone with you.
She’s even prettier that you described her.ĭwight: Oh, ouch. I don’t know who you haven’t met yet, but I think this is one of them. Hello You’re about five hours early to the party. Michael: Well, that is probably from the test drive. Michael: Umm… I don’t know? Average kind? I hope it’ll fit, with all these little knickknacks. Michael: OK… Well, I need to put this bike in there. Michael: I’m looking for the toy drive box. Hey! I would like a nice slice of Christmas Pam. Michael: Deck the halls with boughs of holly.